The Gulf Coast DispatchBrand Names & Other Things
The cupboard in the travel trailer, or caravan as the Brits might say, is filling with new brands. They aren’t new to me, actually: just out of mind for most of my adult life. Back in state, I find them amusing and curiously comforting. Red Diamond coffee. Golden Flake potato chips. (Like Utz in Pennsylvania.) Bamma mayonnaise. Piggly Wiggly Bite Size Shredded Wheat cereal. That’s the store brand, f.y.i., and it seems that there’s been no update to the package design since 1957.
Piggly Wiggly was the Kroger or Wegman’s back in the day. Indeed, I’m fairly certain that Piggly Wiggly was THE first supermarket on the planet, founded in Memphis if my memory serves. My granny just called it “Pig’s.”
As other things go…
Three or four days ago I came home to find my neighbor – the fellow with the lawn tractor – splayed out in his back yard with a pair of holes chucked out, either side of him. It seemed he’d gouged them out with the claw of a hammer that lay nearby.
Owing to his fall from the helicopter back in ‘Nam, he doesn’t get around well.
So there he was on his rump, between these holes, legs spread apart, jabbing at them with a tape measure.
The whole scene was awkward, so I didn’t press him on it. And he, in turn, let me pass in silence.
This morning, he and two other guys assembled to survey the situation. I left for about 45 minutes, and when I returned the entirety of his back deck was gone, its remnants piled in a neat stack, excepting the steps. They had been flung out onto the yonder lawn.
By sundown, four pilings for the new Uber Deck were standing proud, waiting for their framing, decking, and what. The steps remained far-flung, upturned, and friendless.
I imagine the end result will be spectacular.
JH


